This morning I heard them give their top 10 ways to know:
You Drink Too Much Coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You don’t sweat, you percolate.
- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
And this one was my favorite:
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
Maybe it's just me, but I thought these were cute. It was a great way to start the day!
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